But in all seriousness, before you call the authorities on us, that big bump in the middle is what's causing the black eyes. The bruise is following gravity and pooling in the lowest spot it can get to.
Peanut is doing just fine, though. She's jumping, running, and playing just like she always had. There aren't any ill effects from the fall other than the bump and bruises.
In other news, we had Peanut's third birthday party today. It wasn't much of a party...just our closest friends and Juice's family. And not even all of them showed up. How shitty of a family member do you have to be to not show up to a relative's birthday party?
Peanut still had a great time, and if you ask me, a dozen or so people, mostly adults, is a way better party than having a house full of kids and trying to keep everything somewhat clean.
I still can't believe it's been 3 years since she was born, and almost 4 since Juice and I got married.
It all goes by too fast.
2 comments:
just terrible. poor little dear.
This will make for some awesome family stories later in life.
As you go through family photo albums prior to her big wedding day, she can tell the story of how all she wanted for her third birthday was a little pony and you beat her silly. She'll actually tell friends your favorite line was, "You'll get nothing, and like it!"
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